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Trump’s first bowel movement in White House twice the size of Obama’s, Press Secretary reports
Topic Started: Jan 26 2017, 12:20 PM (1,362 Views)
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Washington D.C. (dpo) - We knew Donald Trump wanted to go big, after all, ‘making America great again’ is no small task. Now, it seems he has delivered. The new White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced today to the gathered reporters of Washington, D.C., that the new President’s first official bowel movement was twice the size of Obama’s in 2009.

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"I'm telling ya..it was yuuuuge!He made sure that all his staff saw it."
Edited by Mr. Tik, Jan 26 2017, 12:22 PM.
You may be a conservative republican..if you are pro life until you get your mistress knocked up
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I seem to recall a southpart episode like this. In it we learned that Bono is actually just a huge piece of crap that became sentient.
People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would do them harm.
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Trumps living rent free in Tik's head...

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"Squeezing out that bigly turd almost made my hair plugs pop out.
I'm gonna have it gold plated aand put on my desk in the Oval office!"
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"Back when I was 11 or 12, I snuck into my parents master suite, which was forbidden to us kids.
I am snooping around and I ended up in the master bathroom. It was there where I saw the most awesome thing ever. My father had a solid gold
toilet installed. It was the most beautiful thing you'll ever see. While I was just staring at it..admiring it, I had a sudden need to take a dump.
It just sneaked up on me and I had to skrunch my buttcheeks together or I would have dropped a load in my pants. The only thing I could do was pull down my britches,
hop on the gold toilet and let her rip. When I was done, I stood up and looked at it. It was YUGE!. I couldn't believe that something so big could have come out of my butt.
I remember thinking that it looked like Godzilla. It was tremendous.
If we had smart phones back then, I would have taken a picture and posted in on twitter.

I heard one of the servants entering so I panicked and flushed it. It was so bigly that it plugged the toilet up.
The butler tried to plunge it but the turd wouldn't budge. So they called a plumber and he couldn't unplug it.
So they called more plumbers and even the fire department showed up. At the end of it, it took six plumbers and
five firemen to unplug it.

The whole time I was up in my room and I was scared to death. My father was a harsh man and I was worried about what
would happen to me when he found out that I took a crap in his toilet. For hours I fidgeted until the dinner bell was rung. I sat in my seat waiting for my father to come into the dining room.
My heart skipped a beat when he came through the door. I thought I was toast. But when he passed behind me on his way to his chair, he ruffled my hair with his hand and said "Good job, son" and it was never spoken of again.

I was so happy and relived. I almost wanted to cry but father would not have liked that. Not at all
But it was in that moment that I realized that I was was destined for BIG things in life.
It was probably one of the happiest days of my life."

Edited by Mr. Tik, Jan 30 2017, 05:55 PM.
You may be a conservative republican..if you are pro life until you get your mistress knocked up
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So much butthurt. To think Trump still has 3 years, 11 months and 21 days left in his term...

You can't put a price on this....
"No. No he won't. We'll stop it."
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Jan 30 2017, 06:12 PM
So much butthurt. To think Trump still has 3 years, 11 months and 21 days left in his term...

You can't put a price on this....
Agreed,

Tik is approaching Atta like lunacy....

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Quit making fun of the snowflake god...Cons are melting!
un jour on se souviendra de ca comme on se souvient de ca
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Jan 30 2017, 06:34 PM
Quit making fun of the snowflake god...Cons are melting!
Not us going bat shiat cray cray on a daily basis.,,,,

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If Trump lost, clone would be gone off to his safe space.
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Jan 30 2017, 07:45 PM
If Trump lost, clone would be gone off to his safe space.
If Trump lost there would be no safe spaces.... :popcorn:
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Jan 30 2017, 06:12 PM
So much butthurt. To think Trump still has 3 years, 11 months and 21 days left in his term...

You can't put a price on this....
Naw dawg, just having some mirth at Trump's expense.
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Jan 30 2017, 09:02 PM
PATruth
Jan 30 2017, 06:12 PM
So much butthurt. To think Trump still has 3 years, 11 months and 21 days left in his term...

You can't put a price on this....
Naw dawg, just having some mirth at Trump's expense.
And the meek shall inherit the mirth.....
Only liberals can choose not to go down the road to widespread, systematic violence.
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Jan 31 2017, 12:48 AM
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Jan 30 2017, 09:02 PM
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Jan 30 2017, 06:12 PM
So much butthurt. To think Trump still has 3 years, 11 months and 21 days left in his term...

You can't put a price on this....
Naw dawg, just having some mirth at Trump's expense.
And the meek shall inherit the mirth.....
Edited by Mr. Tik, Jan 31 2017, 12:50 AM.
You may be a conservative republican..if you are pro life until you get your mistress knocked up
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In 1979, Zappa released as many studio albums as Rush did that entire decade...and two of them were double albums.
You may be a conservative republican..if you are pro life until you get your mistress knocked up
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Jan 31 2017, 01:14 AM
In 1979, Zappa released as many studio albums as Rush did that entire decade...and two of them were double albums.
:rollseyes: ...and here's some more useless trivia.

in 1999 Swanson sold more chicken pot pies than beef pot pies.
Ringoism: Never underestimate the advantages of being underestimated.
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Jan 31 2017, 06:45 AM
Adolph Hipster
Jan 31 2017, 01:14 AM
In 1979, Zappa released as many studio albums as Rush did that entire decade...and two of them were double albums.
:rollseyes: ...and here's some more useless trivia.

in 1999 Swanson sold more chicken pot pies than beef pot pies.
Link?
Donald Trump is Barack Obama's President!
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