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If Trump was honest
Topic Started: May 30 2017, 01:59 AM (452 Views)
Mr. Tik
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"I admit that daddy paid a doctor to lie about me having bone spurs so I wouldn't get drafted to go to Ho Chi Minh.
But hey, I was young and rich. I had a bigly life ahead of me..so many deals to make, so many blond broads to bang, so many tacky
casinos to be built, so many holes to play. And of course, my top rated TV show The Apprentice, the highest rated show in history..
What good is being rich if you can't get out of doing things you don't want to do?

It would have been a waste for me, the GREATEST PRESIDENT ever, to die in the mud with peasa..er, I mean my fellow countrymen
for some dumb war. That would have been very bad! Then I wouldn't be here to tell you how much I appreciate veterans..
especially those who don't get caught by the enemy. As your president who won the biggest landslide victory since Abraham Washington,
it's my job to do some ass kissing on holidays like this. I much rather would be on the links at Mar-a-Lago,
playing golf, sipping Arnold Palmers..you know the c0cktail I invented.and rubbing elbows with my
kind of people, but I am here instead paying some lip service so I can look presidential.
And to make you think that I care about you so you will vote for me in 2020.

For that, you should love and adore me. You can show your thanks by buying my MAGA swag. I know that the hats are made
in Ho Chi Minh. It's cheaper because American workers are too greedy and Trump has to look across the world to find a good deal.
If I can make deal with american workers to work for cheaper than the orientals, I can bring those jobs back here
and my MAGA gear will have a "made in America" tag on them. That's winning!!

Think about that when you are fighting in some third world dump, seeing your buddies getting killed..
or being ordered to do something that disagrees with your conscience..MAGA hats made in the US
If that ain't worth getting killed or maimed for, then I don't know what is."


Edited by Mr. Tik, May 30 2017, 02:05 AM.
You may be a conservative republican..if you are pro life until you get your mistress knocked up
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The Inquisitor
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Adolph Hipster
May 30 2017, 01:59 AM
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"I admit that daddy paid a doctor to lie about me having bone spurs so I wouldn't get drafted to go to Ho Chi Minh.
But hey, I was young and rich. I had a bigly life ahead of me..so many deals to make, so many blond broads to bang, so many tacky
casinos to be built, so many holes to play. And of course, my top rated TV show The Apprentice, the highest rated show in history..
What good is being rich if you can't get out of doing things you don't want to do?

It would have been a waste for me, the GREATEST PRESIDENT ever, to die in the mud with peasa..er, I mean my fellow countrymen
for some dumb war. That would have been very bad! Then I wouldn't be here to tell you how much I appreciate veterans..
especially those who don't get caught by the enemy. As your president who won the biggest landslide victory since Abraham Washington,
it's my job to do some ass kissing on holidays like this. I much rather would be on the links at Mar-a-Lago,
playing golf, sipping Arnold Palmers..you know the c0cktail I invented.and rubbing elbows with my
kind of people, but I am here instead paying some lip service so I can look presidential.
And to make you think that I care about you so you will vote for me in 2020.

For that, you should love and adore me. You can show your thanks by buying my MAGA swag. I know that the hats are made
in Ho Chi Minh. It's cheaper because American workers are too greedy and Trump has to look across the world to find a good deal.
If I can make deal with american workers to work for cheaper than the orientals, I can bring those jobs back here
and my MAGA gear will have a "made in America" tag on them. That's winning!!

Think about that when you are fighting in some third world dump, seeing your buddies getting killed..
or being ordered to do something that disagrees with your conscience..MAGA hats made in the US
If that ain't worth getting killed or maimed for, then I don't know what is."


Any source for this thread???
Or should this be in UUU???

Warning....Leftist's Post Here....Take Precautions
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Mr. Tik
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You may be a conservative republican..if you are pro life until you get your mistress knocked up
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The Inquisitor
May 30 2017, 03:31 AM
Adolph Hipster
May 30 2017, 01:59 AM
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"I admit that daddy paid a doctor to lie about me having bone spurs so I wouldn't get drafted to go to Ho Chi Minh.
But hey, I was young and rich. I had a bigly life ahead of me..so many deals to make, so many blond broads to bang, so many tacky
casinos to be built, so many holes to play. And of course, my top rated TV show The Apprentice, the highest rated show in history..
What good is being rich if you can't get out of doing things you don't want to do?

It would have been a waste for me, the GREATEST PRESIDENT ever, to die in the mud with peasa..er, I mean my fellow countrymen
for some dumb war. That would have been very bad! Then I wouldn't be here to tell you how much I appreciate veterans..
especially those who don't get caught by the enemy. As your president who won the biggest landslide victory since Abraham Washington,
it's my job to do some ass kissing on holidays like this. I much rather would be on the links at Mar-a-Lago,
playing golf, sipping Arnold Palmers..you know the c0cktail I invented.and rubbing elbows with my
kind of people, but I am here instead paying some lip service so I can look presidential.
And to make you think that I care about you so you will vote for me in 2020.

For that, you should love and adore me. You can show your thanks by buying my MAGA swag. I know that the hats are made
in Ho Chi Minh. It's cheaper because American workers are too greedy and Trump has to look across the world to find a good deal.
If I can make deal with american workers to work for cheaper than the orientals, I can bring those jobs back here
and my MAGA gear will have a "made in America" tag on them. That's winning!!

Think about that when you are fighting in some third world dump, seeing your buddies getting killed..
or being ordered to do something that disagrees with your conscience..MAGA hats made in the US
If that ain't worth getting killed or maimed for, then I don't know what is."


Any source for this thread???
Or should this be in UUU???

How about leaving the modding to the mods? Or, post something besides a stupid question on SMAC?
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Mr. Tik
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You may be a conservative republican..if you are pro life until you get your mistress knocked up
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May 30 2017, 12:54 PM
The Inquisitor
May 30 2017, 03:31 AM
Adolph Hipster
May 30 2017, 01:59 AM
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"I admit that daddy paid a doctor to lie about me having bone spurs so I wouldn't get drafted to go to Ho Chi Minh.
But hey, I was young and rich. I had a bigly life ahead of me..so many deals to make, so many blond broads to bang, so many tacky
casinos to be built, so many holes to play. And of course, my top rated TV show The Apprentice, the highest rated show in history..
What good is being rich if you can't get out of doing things you don't want to do?

It would have been a waste for me, the GREATEST PRESIDENT ever, to die in the mud with peasa..er, I mean my fellow countrymen
for some dumb war. That would have been very bad! Then I wouldn't be here to tell you how much I appreciate veterans..
especially those who don't get caught by the enemy. As your president who won the biggest landslide victory since Abraham Washington,
it's my job to do some ass kissing on holidays like this. I much rather would be on the links at Mar-a-Lago,
playing golf, sipping Arnold Palmers..you know the c0cktail I invented.and rubbing elbows with my
kind of people, but I am here instead paying some lip service so I can look presidential.
And to make you think that I care about you so you will vote for me in 2020.

For that, you should love and adore me. You can show your thanks by buying my MAGA swag. I know that the hats are made
in Ho Chi Minh. It's cheaper because American workers are too greedy and Trump has to look across the world to find a good deal.
If I can make deal with american workers to work for cheaper than the orientals, I can bring those jobs back here
and my MAGA gear will have a "made in America" tag on them. That's winning!!

Think about that when you are fighting in some third world dump, seeing your buddies getting killed..
or being ordered to do something that disagrees with your conscience..MAGA hats made in the US
If that ain't worth getting killed or maimed for, then I don't know what is."


Any source for this thread???
Or should this be in UUU???

How about leaving the modding to the mods? Or, post something besides a stupid question on SMAC?
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Only liberals can choose not to go down the road to widespread, systematic violence.
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Mr. Tik
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Thread recap thus far:

1. The Hipster post's a satirical bit on Trump

2. In response, The offended Inquisitor displays an outburst that reveals that he is still woefully misinformed as to how pcom is moderated.

3. The Hipster replies with a witty meme concerning Trumps rather shaky relationship with facts.

4. Wilmywood, a moderator admonishes the Inquisitor out of exasperation due to the Inquisitor's numerous threads,
the subject of which disputes the notion that there "is no such thing as stupid questions"

5. The Hipster post's a picture of Trumpers being trumpers.

5. Clone attempts to flex his alleged "alpha male-ness" with a meme directed at Wilmywood.

You may be a conservative republican..if you are pro life until you get your mistress knocked up
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Coast2coast

If Mr. / Candidate / President Trump was honest it could only be explained by the theory of an alternate and opposite universe crossing over into ours.

Because ours sure as hell isn't.





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Please stay away from MARS
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