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| Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 7 2017, 12:51 PM (571 Views) | |
| clone | Jun 7 2017, 12:51 PM Post #1 |
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Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship (excerpt) AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed. Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!” His team, the Lil’ Padres, attempted to hoist him up on their shoulders in celebration of their great victory over the favored Tiny Tigers, but were unable to pick up the large 230-pound man. LINK |
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Only liberals can choose not to go down the road to widespread, systematic violence. | |
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| Freaks | Jun 7 2017, 01:22 PM Post #2 |
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Reminded me of this scene. Edited by Freaks, Jun 7 2017, 01:22 PM.
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"I'll be the fella to save his Cinderella, by turnin' her dream world into real life." | |
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| Attaburnsinhell | Jun 7 2017, 01:27 PM Post #3 |
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You wouldn't think that Trump would take time out from his twittering to hang with his equals |
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| Katoblue | Jun 7 2017, 02:45 PM Post #4 |
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self-identifying? what the heck does that mean? or do they mean a man who has the mentality of a 6 year old? if he is just self-identifying then he shouldn't be allowed to play.. if he is documented that he is mentally challenged and has the mind of a 6 year old that would be different.. either way.. no other team will ever be able to beat this team when they have a huge advantage with someone who has the strength of an adult man and not a child playing on one team only.. it's a disadvantage for the other teams.. |
| Killary, DNC, Obummer's DOJ and FBI all Lied and Spied and Good People Died! | |
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| Deleted User | Jun 7 2017, 02:57 PM Post #5 |
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The Babylon Bee | Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire. https://www.google.com/search?q=babylon+bee&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 Shall I pull that hook out your mouth, kato? |
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| Katoblue | Jun 7 2017, 02:57 PM Post #6 |
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this is satire Clone.. but you got us.. lmao good one.. |
| Killary, DNC, Obummer's DOJ and FBI all Lied and Spied and Good People Died! | |
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| Katoblue | Jun 7 2017, 03:01 PM Post #7 |
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already figured it out before you posted Mr Wilmy.. that site puts out some good satire.. I thought it was a 36 year old safe space lib who got kicked out of adult day care at first.. and some left wing coach felt sorry for him.. if you think about it.. that's not too far fetched for libs these days! lmao |
| Killary, DNC, Obummer's DOJ and FBI all Lied and Spied and Good People Died! | |
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| dr345 | Jun 7 2017, 03:13 PM Post #8 |
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6-Year-Old Identifying As Man Wins Tee-Bag Presidency
Edited by dr345, Jun 7 2017, 03:15 PM.
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| un jour on se souviendra de ca comme on se souvient de ca | |
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| clone | Jun 7 2017, 03:15 PM Post #9 |
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His team, the Lil’ Padres, attempted to hoist him up on their shoulders in celebration of their great victory over the favored Tiny Tigers, but were unable to pick up the large 230-pound man. Ripley’s feat comes at the end of a momentous tee-ball season, in which the self-identified six-year-old absolutely shattered every record set prior to that point. With a 1.000 batting average, 52 home runs, and an incredible showing at first base, second base, shortstop, third base, and pitcher, the man is being called an inspiration to other six-year-olds everywhere. “I’m just proud to be here with my team. It’s all for the love of the game,” an emotional Ripley told reporters while enjoying an orange slice and juice box after the championship. “I couldn’t have done it without my team.” |
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| Robertr2000 | Jun 7 2017, 03:56 PM Post #10 |
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I am going to identify as a 22y/o cheerleader and hangout in the locker room.
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| "if that **** wins we'll all hang from nooses" | |
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| thoughtless | Jun 7 2017, 04:06 PM Post #11 |
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That's a funny site. Trump Selects McGruff The Crime Dog As FBI Director |
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| clone | Jul 3 2017, 12:41 PM Post #12 |
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Liberalism is barreling towards a perfect inversion of reality where it's normal to be a tranny and abnormal to not want to have sex with one.
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Only liberals can choose not to go down the road to widespread, systematic violence. | |
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