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Why Are Leftists So Racist?; I put an angry feminist in her place
Topic Started: Oct 9 2017, 11:25 PM (100 Views)
Dr. B
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Last weekend, I finally made it to the beach to try to relax. I've been really stressed out lately. So I put on some sunscreen and laid out the towel. Just as I was starting to mellow out, a slim Latina girl in a yellow bikini walked close by. "You think your legs can get any whiter?" she remarked.

"Maybe if I'm out here a couple more hours," I replied, not looking up. I hoped she would go away at this dumb reply, but instead she giggled and walked over.

"By then I will be blinded," she said in a thick accent, flipping her hair softly.

"Yeah, I wouldn't really care." I said, and turned back away.

"What?" She sounded confused.

"Look, you think you can act racist and insult people just because you are incredibly hot?"

"Calm down, dude," she became defensive, "It was only a joke."

"You know what? I don't think I need any sun." I grabbed my towel and kicked sand in her face as I walked away.
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You're not a divider but here's another badly written piece of fiction designed to do so.

By the way, you kicked sand in a woman's face? That's technically assault. Would a real man do that?
Do you believe it's appropriate as a man to assault a woman? Does it make you feel large, important and MALE!

Couldn't you be the better person and try to come to terms over free juice and cookies? :)


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Dr. B
Oct 9 2017, 11:25 PM
Last weekend, I finally made it to the beach to try to relax. I've been really stressed out lately. So I put on some sunscreen and laid out the towel. Just as I was starting to mellow out, a slim Latina girl in a yellow bikini walked close by. "You think your legs can get any whiter?" she remarked.

"Maybe if I'm out here a couple more hours," I replied, not looking up. I hoped she would go away at this dumb reply, but instead she giggled and walked over.

"By then I will be blinded," she said in a thick accent, flipping her hair softly.

"Yeah, I wouldn't really care." I said, and turned back away.

"What?" She sounded confused.

"Look, you think you can act racist and insult people just because you are incredibly hot?"

"Calm down, dude," she became defensive, "It was only a joke."

"You know what? I don't think I need any sun." I grabbed my towel and kicked sand in her face as I walked away.
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Only liberals can choose not to go down the road to widespread, systematic violence.
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Dr. B
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Actually, yeah.
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Oct 10 2017, 01:40 PM
Actually, yeah.
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Only liberals can choose not to go down the road to widespread, systematic violence.
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