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Amid Allegations, Dustin Hoffman Banned From Ever Making Alabama Senate Run
Topic Started: Dec 15 2017, 01:31 PM (71 Views)
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MONTGOMERY – Civic leaders throughout Alabama are reacting tonight to allegations of sexual misconduct by Hollywood actor Dustin Hoffman, who is being accused of making unwanted sexual advances to several young women – including one who was a teenager at the time.

The charges mean that Hoffman, 80, will never be allowed to run for an Alabama senate seat, no matter how badly he might want to. Newly-elected senator Dougie Jones said the state cannot handle another Roy Moore fiasco.

State politicians admitted they’ll have to keep a sharp eye out for Hoffman who, with his acting skills, could attempt to run for office posing as a transvestite, a midnight cowboy, a college graduate, or even an idiot savant – Alabama has lots of those.

http://www.thebarbedwiresatire.com/amid-allegations-dustin-hoffman-banned-ever-making-alabama-senate-run/
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