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| Trump Considering Firing Dow Jones Industrial Average | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 5 2018, 04:49 PM (68 Views) | |
| thoughtless | Feb 5 2018, 04:49 PM Post #1 |
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After watching it suffer its worst losses since he became President, Donald Trump is “seriously considering” firing the Dow Jones industrial Average, aides have confirmed. According to the aides, Trump is “furious” at the D.J.I.A. for going down so precipitously and believes that it has treated him “very unfairly.” “Increasingly, the President has become convinced that the Dow Jones Industrial Average is not on his team,” one aide said. “Seeing the negative Dow numbers in the corner of the TV screen has been wrecking eleven hours of every day for him.” Reportedly, Trump is mulling replacing the Dow with a new system, in which Sarah Huckabee Sanders would appear every day at 4 P.M. to announce how high stocks had skyrocketed. LINK
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| Without geometry, life is pointless. | |
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| peewee | Feb 6 2018, 12:20 AM Post #2 |
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Dow was an ok guy but Jones enjoyed switching little schoolboys who wore knickers. |
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| 70-101 | Feb 6 2018, 01:26 AM Post #3 |
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Trumps in panic mode because he knows the only thing between staying in office, and impeachment, is a healthy economy. |
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| Robert Stout | Feb 6 2018, 06:30 AM Post #4 |
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Democrats believe the Dow Jones is interfered with by Russia, and they demand a special counsel be selected to investigate this....Facebook reports that Russian linked bots made over 50,000 comments on the stock market...The FBI obtained a FISA warrant to watch Trump's stock trades.......
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| Jesus can raise the dead, but he can't fix stupid | |
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