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Pope Francis: 'There Is No Hell'
Topic Started: Mar 29 2018, 11:26 AM (951 Views)
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Mar 29 2018, 11:27 AM
He's never been to Detroit or San Francisco..
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...Today, another proclamation from a very, very weird Pope.....

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Monday, Apr 9th 2018

..."Pope Francis warns that Catholics who criticise his calls to welcome migrants with open arms are not doing as Jesus commanded." ..


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5594389/Pope-Francis-tells-Catholics-welcome-migrants-open-arms.html#ixzz5CBPerHLA


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..."Everyone come to Europe! ...We'll leave the lights on for you!" ...


Perhaps the Pope should buy some extra cots at the local Rome 'Home Depot,' and set em up in the Sistine Chapel with a buffet table under the west wall. Er, I understand that's what 'Jesus would have commanded'

What a complete screwball....


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Edited by W A Mozart, Apr 9 2018, 09:56 AM.
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And, speaking of the devil, the Vatican today issued a NEW proclamation which, after carefully reviewing the contents of the Bible, confirms the existence of one, ....devil. That man down under. Lucifer. Mephistopheles. The guy Faust sold his soul to for "greater knowledge." Goethe would be proud.

They had to. They had no choice. That statement from Pope Francis shook the very foundation of the Catholic Church, all around the world. Of course he quickly denied it, but it was the manner in which he denied it which raised eyebrows. So, a few weeks AFTER that interview with the 90+ year old atheist, the Catholic Church puts this out to calm the waters:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/no-hell-report-pope-gives-devil-due-161721208.html

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VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis has put Satan in his place, citing the devil repeatedly in a document published on Monday following a Vatican rebuke last month of a journalist who quoted him as saying hell does not exist.

In the document known as an Apostolic Exhortation called "Gaudete et Exsultate," (Rejoice and Be Glad), the pope also bewails the amount of defamation and slander spread online by some Roman Catholic bloggers and Twitter users.

Satan gets more than a dozen mentions in the document as Francis talks about how life can be "a constant struggle against the devil, the prince of evil".

He continues in the same section: "Hence, we should not think of the devil as a myth, a representation, a symbol, a figure of speech or an idea. This mistake would lead us to let down our guard, to grow careless and end up more vulnerable."

Francis refers to the "wiles of the devil", "the spirit of the devil", "keeping the devil at bay", how to "banish the devil", and "snares and temptations of the devil".



The devil is back....!

It appears that Lucifer/Mephistopheles just received a new shipment of coal in order to keep "hell" at above room temperatures. Well, OK, ...way above room temperatures.

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The Pope is at it again!

It is surely one of the most discussed topics by theologians through the ages, who qualifies for entrance into the eternal Kingdom? Approaching St. Peter's gate after one dies has always been seen as being a 'tricky' proposition. The real nuts and bolts in the belief in a God. From the monasteries outside of St. Denis in Paris, the monks who resided near Canterbury in Kent, the long-robed boys hanging around the Cathedral in Cologne, Germany and the monastery, Stift Melk, along the Danube River in Austria, the topic of who is, and who isn't, permitted to be a card-carrying Christian was debated for centuries and centuries, usually after morning prayers. It's old stuff.

Not to this Pope!

OK, OK, it's only logical that this Pontiff wants to comfort a young kid whose father died, and professed to be an atheist. So he reassures the kid that his father "is in heaven" and he should be comforted. That's what most people should say in such a situation. But, ...the Pope? You just can't make-it-up-as-you-go-along. There is no obvious right or wrong answer here as Christian theologians have tackled this question since the missionaries first set foot on European soil after 30AD. It goes back to the four Gospels, to the very words of the guy who professed to be the Son of God. Words have meanings. In most cases morality is black and white, never grey. Interesting stuff.


But this guy, this guy, ....is one weird Pope.

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This is the touching moment Pope Francis comforted a grieving boy who was worried his father didn't go to heaven as he was an atheist.

The boy, known only as Emanuele, broke down in tears as he approached the microphone to take part in a Q&A session with the pontiff who visited the St. Paul of the Cross parish on the outskirts of Rome on Sunday.

According to The National Catholic Reporter, Pope Francis told the crowd that Emanuele's father, who had recently passed away, was a 'good man' but hadn't believed in god.

And he reassured the heartbroken boy that his late father was in heaven because god is 'surely proud of him'.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5634241/Touching-moment-Pope-comforts-grieving-boy.html#ixzz5D85TRr8R


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Mar 29 2018, 11:56 AM
Isn't this foreign news, not domestic? Just sayin'
American conservative twats are the primary demographic for this biblical bullsh*t, so it could be domestic on those grounds.
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Apr 19 2018, 10:53 AM
The Pope is at it again!

It is surely one of the most discussed topics by theologians through the ages, who qualifies for entrance into the eternal Kingdom? Approaching St. Peter's gate after one dies has always been seen as being a 'tricky' proposition. The real nuts and bolts in the belief in a God. From the monasteries outside of St. Denis in Paris, the monks who resided near Canterbury in Kent, the long-robed boys hanging around the Cathedral in Cologne, Germany and the monastery, Stift Melk, along the Danube River in Austria, the topic of who is, and who isn't, permitted to be a card-carrying Christian was debated for centuries and centuries, usually after morning prayers. It's old stuff.

Not to this Pope!

OK, OK, it's only logical that this Pontiff wants to comfort a young kid whose father died, and professed to be an atheist. So he reassures the kid that his father "is in heaven" and he should be comforted. That's what most people should say in such a situation. But, ...the Pope? You just can't make-it-up-as-you-go-along. There is no obvious right or wrong answer here as Christian theologians have tackled this question since the missionaries first set foot on European soil after 30AD. It goes back to the four Gospels, to the very words of the guy who professed to be the Son of God. Words have meanings. In most cases morality is black and white, never grey. Interesting stuff.


But this guy, this guy, ....is one weird Pope.

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This is the touching moment Pope Francis comforted a grieving boy who was worried his father didn't go to heaven as he was an atheist.

The boy, known only as Emanuele, broke down in tears as he approached the microphone to take part in a Q&A session with the pontiff who visited the St. Paul of the Cross parish on the outskirts of Rome on Sunday.

According to The National Catholic Reporter, Pope Francis told the crowd that Emanuele's father, who had recently passed away, was a 'good man' but hadn't believed in god.

And he reassured the heartbroken boy that his late father was in heaven because god is 'surely proud of him'.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5634241/Touching-moment-Pope-comforts-grieving-boy.html#ixzz5D85TRr8R


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A real Pope would have told the kid his father is screaming in agony in the flames of hell for eternity, and encouraged to kid to become an altar boy .............. :mad:
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Pope Francis obviously doesn't have to read the Leftist crap that's posted here....
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Pope becomes ice cream man for a day, gives homeless 3,000 gelati
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VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Here’s the scoop: Pope Francis became an ice cream man for a day on Monday as Rome charity workers dished out 3,000 helpings of gelato to the homeless and needy as his gift to them on his name day.
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Pope becomes ice cream man for a day, gives homeless 3,000 gelati
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VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Here’s the scoop: Pope Francis became an ice cream man for a day on Monday as Rome charity workers dished out 3,000 helpings of gelato to the homeless and needy as his gift to them on his name day.
So, lemme see if I got this right...

The Pope is standing there in a white robe and cool-looking miter and starts handing out "free gelati's" to the migrants in Rome. Right. Sure. Well, he's won their vote for the next Papacy vacancy. That's for sure. See Democratic play-book, chapter one, paragraph three. But, ...but, rather than handing-out free stuff to these people, why doesn't he suggest that they all move back to wherever-the-hell they came from, build their country, throw-out corrupt politicians, establish new laws, introduce capitalism to their economies (a proven winner) and then start their own friggen gelati stores where they can become rich and famous and have their sons/daughters marry Kim Kardashian as an example of economic success, or something?


Wasn't it St. Peter, or someone, who suggested that teaching people how to fish is an important lesson in life, rather than tossing them a free, just-hooked halibut?

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What? Come again?

This Pope is nuts. Er, wait. No. Way beyond nuts...

There was a gala the other night in New York city where celebrities could come dressed as their favorite sluts with the blessings of one Pope Francis. Pause for a moment here. The Pope. Celebrities dressed in their best "come hither" looks. Lots of cleavage. Lots of thigh-high legs. With the blessings from the Vatican.

Piers Morgan had a commentary on it:

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..."Apparently – staggeringly - the Vatican gave permission for the Gala to be 'Catholic-themed' because it has already provided a variety of clothes and other items for an accompanying exhibition at the Met.

To which my response is: what the hell was the Vatican thinking?" .....

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5703953/PIERS-MORGAN-Met-Islam-Jewish-themed-hell-break-loose-disrespect-religion.html#ixzz5EvFpygsz


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Is Pope Francis the anti-Christ we've all been waiting for? End-of-the-world kinda stuff? Revelations?

This Pope is so beyond weird, .....


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The Archbishop of New York, a Cardinal (!), was there.

The mind boggles.

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Cardinal Timothy Dolan, the Archbishop of New York, gave a statement at the press launch of the star studded show saying he was in attendance to 'thank God for beauty'.

Asked why the controversial theme was allowed to be used by the gala, Cardinal Dolan said: 'Because the Church and 'the Catholic imagination,' are all about truth, goodness, and beauty…'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5702785/Christian-fury-Met-Galas-blasphemous-Catholic-theme.html#ixzz5EvzX9eX4


A Cardinal. A blithering idiot. A G'damn fool of the first water....

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If this is the Catholic Church today, we need a new Inquisition....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnF1OtP2Svk

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