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Hawaii volcano getting ready to blow
Topic Started: May 4 2018, 03:00 AM (85 Views)
Robert Stout
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Numerous seismic occurrences on the island of Hawaii are indicating impending volcanic explosion...Hawaiians forgot to sacrifice some virgins............. :oyvey
Jesus can raise the dead, but he can't fix stupid
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The Inquisitor
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Robert Stout
May 4 2018, 03:00 AM
Numerous seismic occurrences on the island of Hawaii are indicating impending volcanic explosion...Hawaiians forgot to sacrifice some virgins............. :oyvey
Virgins.... :confused:
Warning....Leftist's Post Here....Take Precautions
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Coast2coast

So let me get this straight.

No virgins.
About to blow? :ermm:


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ringotuna
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Coast2coast
May 4 2018, 04:41 AM
So let me get this straight.

No virgins.
About to blow? :ermm:


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She blew.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kilauea-volcano-eruption-kauai-hawaii-leilani-estates-evacuation-today-2018-05-03/
Edited by ringotuna, May 4 2018, 04:59 AM.
Ringoism: Never underestimate the advantages of being underestimated.
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Robert Stout
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This could have been prevented if Hawaii had found any virgins to sacrifice to the God, Pewy Uhoh........... :shakeshead:
Edited by Robert Stout, May 4 2018, 07:52 AM.
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Robert Stout
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The Inquisitor
May 4 2018, 03:05 AM
Robert Stout
May 4 2018, 03:00 AM
Numerous seismic occurrences on the island of Hawaii are indicating impending volcanic explosion...Hawaiians forgot to sacrifice some virgins............. :oyvey
Virgins.... :confused:
Sacrificing virgins may also be the solution to global warming............ :nana:
Jesus can raise the dead, but he can't fix stupid
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Robert Stout
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Mother Nature says this event is far from over....It is getting much worse....Can I get a high five on my predictions ???............ :oyvey
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Robert Stout
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Parts of the southeast coast of the island of Hawaii may submerge into the ocean !!!.............. :headexplode:
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