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More Calls to License Homeless
Topic Started: Apr 26 2016, 01:26 AM (616 Views)
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Homeless persons will soon need to be licensed in many cities and states in order to legally accept food from strangers in public places and shelter from charities in condemned spaces.

"There are so many ordinances, restrictions, covenants, conditions, building codes, zoning laws, labor laws, drug laws, vagrancy laws, i.d. checks, and frivolous felonies now even in the most rural parts of the country that it would be a disservice to both the homeless and the housed to fail to provide educational resourcing and law enforcement outsourcing to this rapidly growing demographic left behind by the American Dream and the National Association of Realtors," said Keisha O'Brien-Klein, spokesperson for The Society of Psychiatric Social Workers and Strip Mall Security Guards.

"Peaceful, productive citizens spend their entire lives in state certified homes, schools, jobs, halfway houses, and prisons. Why should these nonconforming losers have the privilege of eating without a permit or sleeping without a variance?" asked Flor Matthews, who edits a military family housing blog in San Diego.

Some of the courses approved for homeless licensing include: Dumpster Dive Scheduling, Street Corner Selection, Cardboard Erection, Minivan Home Schooling, Amsterdam Squatters, and An Introduction to Yamamoto's Unabridged Guide to Hawaiian Spam Recipes.

"Its a sustainable, win-win situation," noted Kolya "The Swan" Kuznetsov, Director of Financial Aid at Northeastern Promises University. "If the applicants aren't totally marginalized already when they enroll in the program, they'll be so chronically depressed, hopelessly debt ridden, and precariously housed by the time they actually receive their HPL that they'll probably need it by then anyway. And we're proud to provide our graduates with a durable repetitive disadvantage that will help them to continue to fail in this challenging economy."
Edited by estonianman, Apr 26 2016, 01:26 AM.
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Stolen and unattributed Reddit post ^^^^^
Copy pasta "journalism"
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Edited by CautionaryTales, Apr 26 2016, 05:33 AM.


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In the days of my young adulthood, drunken vagrants in Pima County were sentence to the County Jail Farm where they worked outdoors in fresh air, were fed, and sobered up...This rehabilitation saved some lives...The hopeless drunks hopped freight trains to LA where they had the freedom to panhandle and drink themselves to death...Of course the Supreme Court now prohibits this miscarriage of justice...The population of drunken vagrants have soared.......... :rollseyes:
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Apr 26 2016, 05:31 AM
Stolen and unattributed Reddit post ^^^^^
Copy pasta "journalism"
:rotflmao:
Also important to note, posted by 'whowillbuildtheroads' who also says on the right side of the page "[serious] Reminder: This is a circlejerk (read: satirical subreddit)."

Pretty accurate assessment.
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Apr 26 2016, 06:55 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 05:31 AM
Stolen and unattributed Reddit post ^^^^^
Copy pasta "journalism"
:rotflmao:
Also important to note, posted by 'whowillbuildtheroads' who also says on the right side of the page "[serious] Reminder: This is a circlejerk (read: satirical subreddit)."

Pretty accurate assessment.
Can't link it though. I am assuming this is still against the rules.
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Apr 26 2016, 05:31 AM
Stolen and unattributed Reddit post ^^^^^
Copy pasta "journalism"
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Why would I give it away?
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Apr 26 2016, 08:36 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 05:31 AM
Stolen and unattributed Reddit post ^^^^^
Copy pasta "journalism"
:rotflmao:
Why would I give it away?
You didn't write that.
You lifted it without attribution from another forum.

Next time, just say you lifted it from some other source.


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Apr 26 2016, 11:09 AM
estonianman
Apr 26 2016, 08:36 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 05:31 AM
Stolen and unattributed Reddit post ^^^^^
Copy pasta "journalism"
:rotflmao:
Why would I give it away?
You didn't write that.
You lifted it without attribution from another forum.

Next time, just say you lifted it from some other source.
Shut you yap, before I ruin your day again.

I always source everything. This was copy pastad to mask the satire.
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Apr 26 2016, 11:22 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:09 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 08:36 AM

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You didn't write that.
You lifted it without attribution from another forum.

Next time, just say you lifted it from some other source.
Shut you yap, before I ruin your day again.

I always source everything. This was copy pastad to mask the satire.
You didn't source this op.
So I guess that makes your claim ...uhhhh.... Bs?
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Apr 26 2016, 11:24 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:22 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:09 AM

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Shut you yap, before I ruin your day again.

I always source everything. This was copy pastad to mask the satire.
You didn't source this op.
So I guess that makes your claim ...uhhhh.... Bs?
:rotflmao:
You can't link another forum - at least that was the rule on the old site.

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Apr 26 2016, 11:26 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:24 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:22 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep
You didn't source this op.
So I guess that makes your claim ...uhhhh.... Bs?
:rotflmao:
You can't link another forum - at least that was the rule on the old site.

So you resort to plagiarism based on that rule?
I just told you, next time you decide to lift something from someone, say so.

Your don't have to post a link, you could just say "I read this elsewhere"


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Apr 26 2016, 11:29 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:26 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:24 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep
You can't link another forum - at least that was the rule on the old site.

So you resort to plagiarism based on that rule?
I just told you, next time you decide to lift something from someone, say so.

Your don't have to post a link, you could just say "I read this elsewhere"
still butt hurt over that bitch slapping you got the day, eh?
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Apr 26 2016, 11:32 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:29 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:26 AM

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So you resort to plagiarism based on that rule?
I just told you, next time you decide to lift something from someone, say so.

Your don't have to post a link, you could just say "I read this elsewhere"
still butt hurt over that bitch slapping you got the day, eh?
In your (wet) dreams you butt hurt anyone.
Can we now add plagiarist to your long list of life shortcomings?


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Apr 26 2016, 11:33 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:32 AM
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still butt hurt over that bitch slapping you got the day, eh?
In your (wet) dreams you butt hurt anyone.
Can we now add plagiarist to your long list of life shortcomings?
Plagurism is passing off work as your own.

I never saw you play Internet cop with any of Merrill's long copy pastas.

You really got it out for me - it's getting creepy.
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Apr 26 2016, 11:36 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:33 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:32 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep
In your (wet) dreams you butt hurt anyone.
Can we now add plagiarist to your long list of life shortcomings?
Plagurism is passing off work as your own.

I never saw you play Internet cop with any of Merrill's long copy pastas.

You really got it out for me - it's getting creepy.
All I am doing here is pointing out that the post you made was lifted (in total) from some online forum and reposted in here.
Something you would have done if you were honest.

i consider it my good deed for the day. Plagiarist.


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Apr 26 2016, 11:43 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:36 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:33 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep
Plagurism is passing off work as your own.

I never saw you play Internet cop with any of Merrill's long copy pastas.

You really got it out for me - it's getting creepy.
All I am doing here is pointing out that the post you made was lifted (in total) from some online forum and reposted in here.
Something you would have done if you were honest.

i consider it my good deed for the day. Plagiarist.
If you had an ounce of intelligence, you would ask for the thread to be closed.
Otherwise the back and forth between us will make you not look like a jacka**, but a lying jacka** because I can continue to refer to the first post in this thread where your posted up someone else's writing to pass as your own.


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Apr 26 2016, 11:43 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:36 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:33 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep
Plagurism is passing off work as your own.

I never saw you play Internet cop with any of Merrill's long copy pastas.

You really got it out for me - it's getting creepy.
All I am doing here is pointing out that the post you made was lifted (in total) from some online forum and reposted in here.
Something you would have done if you were honest.

i consider it my good deed for the day. Plagiarist.
Whatever pops :lol:
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Apr 26 2016, 11:47 AM
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Apr 26 2016, 11:43 AM
estonianman
Apr 26 2016, 11:36 AM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep
All I am doing here is pointing out that the post you made was lifted (in total) from some online forum and reposted in here.
Something you would have done if you were honest.

i consider it my good deed for the day. Plagiarist.
If you had an ounce of intelligence, you would ask for the thread to be closed.
Otherwise the back and forth between us will make you not look like a jacka**, but a lying jacka** because I can continue to refer to the first post in this thread where your posted up someone else's writing to pass as your own.
Wow .. I can really feel the hate seeping out of you.

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You are so busted here.


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Apr 26 2016, 11:51 AM
You are so busted here.
Okay

Wow you're still posting, your obsessed
Edited by estonianman, Apr 26 2016, 11:56 AM.
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