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More Insanity From Trump's Potty Mouth
Topic Started: May 30 2016, 01:57 AM (588 Views)
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This is a sample of the crap that comes out of Trump's pie hole.


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“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Yes, that’s Trump talking about banging his own daughter. Even Bush wouldn’t go that far. At least I don’t think. Okay, I hope not.

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.”

And here’s Trump talking about his teeny weenie. What I want to know is, uh, is where is this documentation he’s talking about? Produce the dick certificate, Donald!

“I am being proven right about massive vaccinations. The doctors lied. Save our children and their future.”

Yes, that’s right, Donald Trump is an anti-vaxxer. Frankly, I’m just glad we might have a President who relies on top-tier intellectual advisors like Jenny McCarthy.

“I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn’t let him use the land. That’s what we should be doing. I don’t want to use the word ‘screwed,’ but I screwed him. That’s what we should be doing.”

This crap will get you shot on the streets. But hey, “that’s what we should be doing.”

“Laziness is a trait in the blacks. Black guys counting my money! I hate it.”

“The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yamakas every day.”

And here’s Donald’s follow-up. While everyone assumes he’s talking about Jews here, let’s not overlook the possibility that what Trump really wanted was a team of midget accountants. Excuse me, midget CPA’s. It’s important to use the correct terminology.

”They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

Here’s Donald on Mexican immigrants because I guess he needed everyone to know he hates everyone equally. I like how he quickly added the “good people” part. He’s just that sensitive.

“Well, somebody’s doing the raping, Don. I mean somebody’s doing it. Who’s doing the raping? Who’s doing the raping?”

This was Trump’s response on CNN when he was asked about the “They’re rapists” quote, and, well, I mean, Bill Cosby is just one man, so I guess he’s got a point.

“26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military. Only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?”

Oh, so that’s who’s doing all the raping. But seriously, Donald Trump thinks that rape is the inevitable result of men and women being in the same room together.

“It’s like in golf. A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”

What the f*ck?

“My favorite part [of ‘Pulp Fiction’] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: ‘Bitch be cool.’ I love those lines.”


“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America.”

Goddamn. On the plus side, I think Trump just accidentally admitted that he plans on giving us all head if he’s elected. Then again, I think I’ll pass.

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.”

The infamous attack on Fox News talking head Megyn Kelly, and, hey, maybe he really didn’t mean it the way everyone took it. Maybe he was talking about, uh, well… you’ve got me. I can’t wait for the first time he disagrees with someone like, say, Angela Merkel. Can’t wait!

“I would never buy Ivana any decent jewels or pictures. Why give her negotiable assets?”


Jesus.

“The most difficult aspect of the prenuptial agreement is informing your future wife (or husband): I love you very much, but just in case things don’t work out, this is what you will get in the divorce. There are basically three types of women and reactions. One is the good woman who very much loves her future husband, solely for himself, but refuses to sign the agreement on principle. I fully understand this, but the man should take a pass anyway and find someone else. The other is the calculating woman who refuses to sign the prenuptial agreement because she is expecting to take advantage of the poor, unsuspecting sucker she’s got in her grasp. There is also the woman who will openly and quickly sign a prenuptial agreement in order to make a quick hit and take the money given to her.”

JESUS!

“You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of a$$.”

Fair enough, Donald. Fair enough.

And finally, the absolute bats**t craziest thing Donald Trump has ever said, especially considering everything we just covered:

“Today I officially declare my candidacy for President of the United States.”

God help us all.
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Heh, Trump is my kind of guy...An honest politician is a refreshing change...Would you prefer a dickless President who is politically correct ???............. :biggrin:
Jesus can raise the dead, but he can't fix stupid
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Robert Stout
May 30 2016, 02:21 AM
Heh, Trump is my kind of guy...An honest politician is a refreshing change...Would you prefer a dickless President who is politically correct ???............. :biggrin:
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Stout, thanks for tossing softballs. Trump honest... :rotflmao: Let's check that out.

True Trump only tells the complete truth 2% of the time.

Mostly True Trump only tells most of the truth 6% of the time.

Half True Trump tells 1/2 the truth 15% of the time.

Mostly False Trump tells mostly lies 15% of the time.

False Trump tells outright lies 43% of the time.

Pants on Fire Trump tells whoppers a whopping 19% of the time.

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http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/

Trump honest... :rotflmao:

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Freaks
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Disgraceful. :oyvey
"I'll be the fella to save his Cinderella,
by turnin' her dream world into real life."
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Freaks1932
May 30 2016, 04:27 AM
Disgraceful. :oyvey
As disgusting as Trump is his supporters are much worse. There will be so much more scumbaggery coming out on Trump.

If Hillary doesn't win every state it will prove that Trump voters are scumbags.
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Robert Stout
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May 30 2016, 04:48 AM
Freaks1932
May 30 2016, 04:27 AM
Disgraceful. :oyvey
As disgusting as Trump is his supporters are much worse. There will be so much more scumbaggery coming out on Trump.

If Hillary doesn't win every state it will prove that Trump voters are scumbags.
I can relate to that...But look at who he is running against.............. :rotflmao:
Jesus can raise the dead, but he can't fix stupid
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Good guys wear white hats
Robert Stout
May 30 2016, 02:21 AM
Heh, Trump is my kind of guy...An honest politician is a refreshing change...Would you prefer a dickless President who is politically correct ???............. :biggrin:
exactly, I mean, it has not really worked out so well for us the last 7+ years...
Republicans sign checks on the front, democrats sign them on the back…True story!
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dcbl
May 30 2016, 08:49 AM
Robert Stout
May 30 2016, 02:21 AM
Heh, Trump is my kind of guy...An honest politician is a refreshing change...Would you prefer a dickless President who is politically correct ???............. :biggrin:
exactly, I mean, it has not really worked out so well for us the last 7+ years...
Name a country with a higher GDP than the US.

Then name a Western country with a higher per capita GDP than the US.

Name a country with a better military than the US.

Name a country with more economic opportunity than the US

The standard of living in the US went up under Obama. Unemployment went down.

U.S. Job Creation by President / Political Party

Jobs Created in Thousands President Political Party

1,084 George H. W. Bush Republican

19,662 Bill Clinton Democrat

-338 George W. Bush Republican

7,765 Barack Obama Democrat

Your buddy Bush Jr was handed a thriving economy and a budget surplus. Obama was handed a disaster and he still managed to create jobs.

Chill out on the lies.
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”They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”


This was taken out of context: He was referring to the estimated stats that 80% of the women coming across the border are being raped by human traffickers and "coyotes"
"Be polite, be friendly. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Gen Mattis
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Robert Stout
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May 30 2016, 07:42 PM
dcbl
May 30 2016, 08:49 AM
Robert Stout
May 30 2016, 02:21 AM
Heh, Trump is my kind of guy...An honest politician is a refreshing change...Would you prefer a dickless President who is politically correct ???............. :biggrin:
exactly, I mean, it has not really worked out so well for us the last 7+ years...
Name a country with a higher GDP than the US.

Then name a Western country with a higher per capita GDP than the US.

Name a country with a better military than the US.

Name a country with more economic opportunity than the US

The standard of living in the US went up under Obama. Unemployment went down.

U.S. Job Creation by President / Political Party

Jobs Created in ThousandsPresidentPolitical Party

1,084George H. W. BushRepublican

19,662Bill ClintonDemocrat

-338George W. BushRepublican

7,765Barack ObamaDemocrat

Your buddy Bush Jr was handed a thriving economy and a budget surplus. Obama was handed a disaster and he still managed to create jobs.

Chill out on the lies.
Luxembourg, Norway, and Switzerland have higher per capita income than the USA....Social mobility in America lags behind the EU...Try to keep up......... :rollseyes:
Jesus can raise the dead, but he can't fix stupid
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I_feel_the_trump
May 30 2016, 08:52 PM
”They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”


This was taken out of context: He was referring to the estimated stats that 80% of the women coming across the border are being raped by human traffickers and "coyotes"
Now you are lying in overdrive. LINK?

God is watching you.
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